Director: Joey Stewart
Cast: Mark Donato, Jascha Washington, Whitney Hoy
Netflix Synopsis: Unpopular high school student Dane leads a
group of outcasts seeking revenge on the "cool" kids who harassed and
humiliated them for years, and their plan includes gruesome forms of torture
learned in history class and horror films.
Chris: Whew.
There is one good thing about this movie. It allowed me to do some expert-level
trolling of Justin after it was over. Other than that, it was an abomination.
I almost don’t even have the energy to write about it. This
is everything that’s wrong with America. This is everything with wrong with
humanity. There is no redeeming value, only a glorification of evil. I really
wonder who gave this project the go-ahead. What kind of person thought this
would be even slightly okay?
First things first. Here’s the quick and dirty plot summary.
There are a few kids who are bullied. They are angelic, if weak and cowardly,
guys (and one girl) called the Outcasts who exist to be tormented. The bullies,
on the other hand, are cartoonishly evil villains. The boys all act like the O’Doyles
from Billy Madison, and the girls are
straight out of Mean Girls. There’s
nothing remotely realistic about them at all. Anyway, the “victims” get “revenge”
by staging a “Halloween party” at this house in the woods, where they drug,
bind, and torture the bullies in order to teach them a lesson.
Like most bullying victims, Dane was completely jacked. |
I think it’s immediately obvious why this is a terrible
idea, but let’s push forward. The only way the movie could have possibly been
salvaged is by presenting the material in a way that makes it clear that, by
torturing their tormentors, the Outcasts are even more villainous than the
bullies were. Maybe—and this is a big maybe—that is what the filmmakers wanted.
But I don’t believe that’s true. They seem to revel in the Outcasts’ treatment
of their captive prey.
Oh, and the kids that get bullied all seem perfectly normal.
They’re all of above average attractiveness, and most of the time they’re
completely indistinguishable from the bullies. And I’m pretty sure Dane, the
ringleader, is juicing.
The tortures are rough, of course, but they pale in
comparison to the types of things seen in many movies like this. But for the
purposes of this movie, at least, it doesn’t matter what they do to them. It’s
the fact that they do anything at all, and they try to justify it with these
pseudo-philosophical musings about blah blah blah. They never seem to have
heard of the concept of proportional response.
Bullies are real problems (rarely to the extent they are in
this movie, though), and it is important to take measures to deal with them.
Instead of going all BTK on the bullies, perhaps they should have at least
tried a traditional countermeasure first, like, I don’t know, telling an
authority figure. I know tattling isn’t as manly as burning somebody’s face
off, but it’s important to take baby steps first.
Again, the biggest of many issues is that the movie seems to
side, intentionally or not, with the Outcasts, as if they’re engaged in some
kind of noble deed. Just to be clear, they are not. We actually have English
words to describe their actions: psychopathic, insane, murderous. They’re no
better than Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold, despite their delusions of grandeur.
And I haven’t even talked about the technical aspects of the
film. They’re bad.
Anyway, back to the real point. The moral of The Final seems to be that there’s no
situation that you can’t improve through torture. This is a dangerous lesson,
to be sure, but sadly, it’s one that seems to have really captivated the mind
of this film’s audience. If you want the lesson of a lifetime, I’d point you
toward the message board on the movie’s IMDB page. It’s filled with
enthusiastic support for what the Outcasts were doing, as well as tons of people
who actually liked the movie. And that is why you should never read message
boards.
I could keep going for a long, long time with everything
wrong with this film, but I’ll stop now to let Justin have a chance to respond.
Just don’t watch this movie, whatever you do.
Justin: If you
haven't been the victim of Chris' trolling then I envy you. He's good.
Yeah, this movie is terrible. As soon as I read the plot
description I voiced my concern at the possible moral gray zone this movie
could stumble into, but this is a post-Columbine America. It couldn't be that
bad. It's monstrous.
Well, it wasn't that bad. It was much, much worse. I rarely
find anything morally reprehensible in movies. I'm a big proponent of allowing
NC-17 films to be shown in movie theaters. I cheered the death of Blockbuster
because of its refusal to allow certain titles as part of their inventory to
appease their morally righteous, family friendly clientele. This movie though,
this movie should be burned. It's awful.
Pictured: Justin Waters |
This movie seems to be taken straight from the dreams of
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. The Outcasts get to say all the things a bullied
kid has ever wanted to say, and the bullies respond with all the things a
bullied kid has ever wanted his tormentor to respond with. The movie seems to
be saying that if you were bullied and you have a violent plan of vengeance
then you should go for it. It'll work out just like you hoped it would and
everyone will finally listen to you. It's disgusting.
In a world where teenagers are murdering each other because
they can't look past the two dimensional stereotypes like nerd, jock, druggie, slut,
and homosexual (I'll refrain from the much harsher, more disgusting term) this
movie gives us nothing but those two dimensional characters. Again it's like
saying to the mentally disturbed bullied kid that yeah, that jock that picks on
you. He's nothing but a jock. The world won't miss that guy. Those slutty girls
are just sluts. They're barely even people. It's atrocious.
The biggest issue I have with this movie is the people it's
marketed for. Teenagers, obviously. Never once in the entire film does anyone
say that this is only high school. Almost everyone I've met had horrible
occurrences happen to them in high school. It was the world then, and it meant
everything to us when we were so close to it that we couldn't look beyond it,
but it was nothing. We lived through it and now it's a funny story or a speed
bump on our way to the rest of our lives.
Kids that commit a violent act against others or themselves
because of something that happened in high school need to know this more than
anything. It seems like the world when you’re in it, but once you're past it’s
nothing. This movie never utters a word of perspective. In the world of this
movie all there is is high school. The exact thought that compels teenagers to
ruin their entire lives. It's horrendous.
The “moral” of this movie is the putrid icing. One of the
slutty beautiful girls’ tortures was to have acid cream rubbed on her face in
order to scar her for life. In the end we see her in a diner. She's wearing a
sweatshirt with the hood pulled low to hide her disfigured face. All of the
people in the diner stare at her until she snaps and flips over a table and
screams at them to stop. In the world of the movie, she's learned her lesson.
It's fucking vile.
I really can't put into words how morally reprehensible this
movie is. I'm almost afraid that this post will encourage others to see it. I'm
not worried about my friends; they'll see right through this piece of shit in
no time, but what about any random viewer to the site? As Chris said, the IMDB
message boards are a litany of awful minded people cheering the film. What if
we create another one? The fact that this movie makes me feel this way is the
best testament to how deplorable it is that I can give. Please, please don't
watch. It's heinous.
Wikipedia says Columbine inspired the movie.
ReplyDeleteWith that in mind, I'll make sure not to watch it.