Mike Reviews Phoenix

Here's a joke about Phoenix having not yet risen from the ashes, or something. Ha.

Welcome to Phoenix, one of the fastest growing cities in the United States! In case you didn’t know, Phoenix is home to such things as an enourmous (and british spellings) Sheraton hotel, a museum of musical instruments (where all but 30 countries have instruments represented!), and a crazy-cool wire suspension thing that lights up at night that's right next to train station and is definitely not the best place to go to at night or alone at any point.

I was really ready to go to Phoenix. I thought this would be some crazy bustling city (it has like 5 million people that live here) and the downtown would be bumping. I was completely wrong. This was basically a ghost town, and I was right in the middle of downtown. There was no one around. I’ve never felt more safe walking around in a city down dark alleys at night. It was just empty. It was like they could shoot apocalypse movies here without having to clear anyone out.