Chris and Mike Watch a Scary Movie: The Last Exorcism

This picture never happens in the movie. Neither does anything interesting.

Chris and I decided to do a column where we stay up late and watch a scary movie from our houses at the same time, and chat during. Tonight's feature: The Last Exorcism, starring a shaky cam, questionable fathers, surprise-murdering brothers, and Abalam. This is pretty much one big spoiler.

Nothing Like a Fresh Pair of Jordans

In my quest to become the world’s premier basketball athlete, there was always one thing holding me back. Until now.  I got my first pair of Jordan’s (Jordans? Jordans’s?), and I'm steppin on, steppin on haters everyday.

I’m not a shoe guy. My roommate was a shoe guy, and I thought that was cool, and he was cool, and he’d talk about things like air-bubble soles and coffee cream coloring and I knew these were cool things but that’s about it. He’d even take a little toothbrush and clean them. He had a whole closet full of them and would order new ones over the internet which I could not *believe* because what if they don’t fit? I have Gym Shoes, Jeans Shoes, Khaki Shoes and Wedding Shoes. And flip-flops. I’d just wear the same pair of shoes I always did until I wore a hole in them and they fell apart. Until now. Did I say I got my first pair of Jordans?!