Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Oscar Project #2: The Broadway Melody (1928)


Talking! What a novelty!

Movies have come a long way in the past 84 years, but at least some things have stayed the same. If you look at the list of Best Picture winners, you’ll see that almost all of them fall into some combination of three categories: War Film, Rich People Problems, or Historical Epic.[1] Wings took care of the first, so it’s only fitting that the second winner, The Broadway Melody, would take care of the second. In this case the rich people are two sisters with the completely normal names Hank and Queenie. Their “problems,” such as they are, are that they’ve just moved to New York to try and star on Broadway, and god forbid, they aren’t given top billing in their first show. Oh, and somebody mispronounces their last name.

Granted, the real conflict in the story centers around the love lives of the protagonists. The problem was that the film tried to set up Hank as the heroine (in the loosest sense of the word), but she came across as shrewish and intensely unlikeable. Hank and Eddie, a performer in the show, were “together,” I guess, I don’t know, we’re just supposed to accept it, and meanwhile, a wealthy socialite named Jock (or Jacques, depending on the scene) began courting Queenie. Both Hank and Eddie are opposed to this blossoming relationship, for reasons that are clear in Eddie’s case and utterly baffling in Hank’s. It turns out that Eddie is secretly in love with Queenie, while Hank just badgers her and tells her not to see him, ad nauseum, without ever explaining why. And they sang songs every now and then.

None of this interested me, but throughout the film I kept thinking about a chart I drew for my friend Margaret explaining the different types of “love quadrilaterals.” At one point, it was only one connection away from being the fabled Love Rhombus.
This is how I spent my time last year.


Hank was in love with Eddie, who was in love with Queenie, who was in love with Jock. But Jock screwed the whole thing up by going after Queenie instead of Hank. I was very disappointed, to say the least. In the end, though, Eddie reveals to Hank that he has been in love with Queenie the whole time. Instead of reacting with horror or sadness, Hank tells him she knew all along, and she’s just been dating him this whole time to bring him closer to Queenie, which makes perfect sense. She calls him “yellow” about 764 times and tells him to fight Jock for Queenie’s love.

Yada yada yada, he finds them together, and Jock’s trying to rape her, so I guess everybody was right despite him not really ever previously showing any signs of being a bad guy. Eddie “fights” him, by which I mean Jock punches him so hard he flies backwards about ten feet, which is actually pretty funny, though I’m sure not intentionally so. But Queenie and Eddie leave together and get married (it was a short engagement, only lasting one fade-out and fade-in), and Hank gets a starring gig in a show in Peoria, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Oh, I forgot to mention the sisters’ Uncle Jed, who MUST have been the inspiration for Porky Pig. Either that, or the Funny Stutterer character was a common thing back then. The joke’s on you, though, Uncle Jed. 83 years later, the Funny Stutterer will win Best Picture AND Best Actor, so take that.

Our "heroes," Queenie, Hank, and Eddie.
The Broadway Melody is by no means a great film, and it’s hard to believe it was the best movie of its year, but I don’t want to insinuate that it has no redeeming value. As a historical piece, it’s really quite fascinating. It was the first talkie to win Best Picture, as well as being considered the first major movie musical. The transitional period between silents and talkies must have been difficult to navigate, and it is clear that the filmmakers were still working from a silent film frame of mind. The actors used broad gestures when speaking, and title cards were used between scenes to indicate a change of setting. In fact, a silent version was released for theaters that had not yet acquired the necessary equipment for screening talkies.

If you’re looking for an old-timey musical, there are plenty of better options than this. But if you are interested in seeing the genre in its most rudimentary form, as well as hearing people say “And how!” completely unironically, look no further. 




[1] This makes it all the more shocking that Poor Brown People Problems film Slumdog Millionaire defeated The Reader in 2008. The Reader almost hit the trifecta.

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